Sequel's goal: getting kids to shit themselves

Well, the interweb has graced us with more new pictures, these being of Megatron...




and what I'm guessing is Ravage...



First, let's look at Megatron, who seems to have gone through a rather shocking change since he went looking for Nemo. I guess it makes sense that he's now got a huge-ass lobster claw for a right arm, but I'm not getting the left hand. It's like he said "Hey, make me as asymmetrical as possible! And while you're at it, let's turn my feet into tank treads!" I must admit, I do like the armored plates he is covered with. They initially distracted me from noticing that Megatron apparently walks around with an erection. It's bad enough that kids are going to be exposed to giant robots, but now they look like mutants and have another, grosser way to assault you. Awkward!

Then there's Ravage, who is supposed to be Soundwave's pet/minion. I guess if you wanted to, you could be a dick and say "why the fuck would they have big robot cats on Cybertron?" Well, they had big robot scorpions, so I suppose you should let it slide, ass. Seriously though, imagine seeing this thing running all over the screen, chasing after people and scaring the shit out of me... I mean the kids. Let's not forget the fact that this bastard is a CYCLOPS to boot.

I guess I know why they threw in a robot that turns into an ice cream van, just to balance out the evil of these two fuckers.