God bless Fark.com

So this "Pretender" bullshit found it's way to Fark.com, and here are some responses to this turd of an idea.

"Cool tag?!? How is this cool? It's basically making the Transformers something they are not."

"ugh I hated the Pretenders."

"Aaaannnnd any urge I had to see the movie just died a nauseatingly quick and effective death."

"Cool?!?! That is a vortex of suck that dividing by zero can't even touch."

"Pretenders? PRETENDERS??? Ugh, if we get Pretenders before we get a 5 Transformer Gestalt, I'm going to personally gouge out Bay's eyeballs and cut off his ears so he can't make anymore movies"

"I still have a Pretender Transformer somewhere. It's the biggest load of fail I had as a kid."

"This sounds stupid. But I will await word of Megan Fox's nudity in this film before completely panning it/not bothering to see it."

"the writers just failed more than Ultra Magnus failed at holding the Matrix."

"HELL NO. I want vehicles that turn into bad ass robots that kick each others ass. It's a simple formula that works. What the hell is wrong with Bay?"

"Hm, extra-terrestrial robots... in a human shell. Wasn't there a crappy Eddie Murphy movie based on this concept already?"

"Now that they're talking about Pretenders (transformers with human shells), there's probably going to be a lot more Frenzy-style action. Which fucking sucks, and totally misses the point."

The cause continues.....